me in class: wait what happened
me in class: what do we do
me in class: what do we write
me in class: when's the test
me in class: what is this
me in class: how do you do this
me in class: what
cyberdepressed: if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper
me: I’m so ugly omg I have no talents or friends I hate myself I’m gonna die in a cardboard box one day
me: back the fuck up bitch I’m the queen roll out the red carpet for me I’m the best person ever later peasants
bibbidibobbityboo: brigwife: If Leo DiCaprio ever has a son I bet he’ll call him Oscar And then in the hospital, the doctor will say ‘Here’s your Oscar’ and Leonardo DiCaprio will hold it up like fucking lion king and start his long, overdue acceptance speech ‘I’d like to thank my family and friend and my wife’s uterus. I owe you so much
friend: hey, how are you?
me: well you'll be excited to know that otp#342 looked at each other last episode so things are really looking up
The two ways of explaining books
Books you like: Yeah, I like it it. It has a nice storyline. It's an entertaining read, but it was kind of slow and I found some of the characters a bit dull.
Books you love: DALKFKLSJF OKAY SO A BUNCH OF AMAZING STUFF AND IT'S COMPLICATED!! I MEAN I CAN'T TELL YOU BECAUSE SERIOUSLY SPOILERS!!! I JUST. OKAY SO THE MAIN CHARACTER IS SUPeR AMAZING. AND THIS GUYS YEAH OKAY YOU'LL LOVE THIS GUSY AND ASLFHKLFSJ THEY'RE ALL SO AMAZING. BUT THESE BOOKS HURT MY HEART. OKAY JUST LOTS OF PAIN. HERE'S THE FIRST 3. THEY GET HARMED, YOU GET HARMED. CALL ME WHEN YOU FINISH!!!!
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buttersocked: skarosoul: jamjalex: do you ever sit there and work out the age difference between you and the celebrity you’re in love with and try to explain to yourself that 10 years isn’t THAT MUCH try 25 Try 30